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connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

❝ Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation ❞
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart  (via mermaidz4lyfe)

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porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive


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